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Sun, 24 Apr 2005 15:01:43 GMT

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im resurrecting this journal....

Sat, 26 Feb 2005 07:12:13 GMT

but friend only bitches!

oh someone give me a good picture thingy for this entry.

Mon, 23 Aug 2004 07:42:07 GMT

umm. i didnt like flogging molly at first but now its growing on me and will probably be one of the best albums of the year.

yesterday i went to sal's house for his birthday. we just hung out and played halo on system link and watched the butterfly effect.

tonight i went to bruno's with joe and we played cs on xbox like we always do at bruno's and tried to see how many servers we could get banned from so we team flashed and played music on the headset. it was fun.

tomorrow i have to go driving again. i didnt do that bad last time except some old lady almost hit my coming out of shoprite. jeez.

me and joe are gonna make our own cs clan and even though we're gonna suck, i finally get a real tag and i get to stop making up tags just to look cool. its probably gonna be me, joe, jp, brian, and maybe bruno if he ever buys cs. that cheap fuck. i also might ask ron.

oh yeah check this out. go to www.pwned.nl

Sat, 21 Aug 2004 13:23:26 GMT

the final copy of the new blood brothers cd for anyone who cares....sadly, my favorite song is missing :(

Wed, 18 Aug 2004 03:11:59 GMT

STOP KILLING HARDCORE YOU ASSHOLES

Thu, 12 Aug 2004 02:47:47 GMT

i know this is old, but everyone go to this site and d/l torrent, then d/l the video that follows.

anyway, we scrimmed at practice tonight, and i was skating with the puck through the neutral zone with my head down like a dumbass, and some huge fucking kid that i dont even know destroys me. then laporte tripped over me, so everyone started clapping. it was great. but my head still fucking hurts from that. damn. homey.

uhhh, i bought i new mic today. i just told them that the other one was broken before i even opened it and they bought it so i picked out a different, better brand. and it works so much better because the mic is actually in front of my mouth not off to the side like the other one.

wow that was boring. goodnight.

Wed, 11 Aug 2004 04:25:59 GMT

i went to the doctor today and i hate the fucking doctor. after that i went to rutt's hut. then i bought a headset for cs which i just broke cause i threw it against the wall when it wasnt working. and hockey practice sucked today. everyone hates grif.

Sat, 07 Aug 2004 04:30:15 GMT

should i make this friends only?

HOLY SHIT

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 02:24:32 GMT

im d/ling the new blood brothers album that isnt due out until september right now, because im cool. yes you can all worship me now, and ask for it later.

anyway, today was awesome.

i went down the shore with bruno but first we went to my dad's friend's house who has this 30 acre farm next to bruce springsteen's house, 5 minutes from the beach. which was fucking awesome. he had baby goats so that just makes it great.
then we went to the beach to springsteen and bon jovi's private club thing where we didnt have to pay. and it fucking ruled. there were only about 20 other people there. and they had a trampoline out in the ocean that you could jump off which totally ruled. then after that, i came home. oh yeah.

Tue, 27 Jul 2004 03:45:34 GMT

First Name/Nickname: Andrew/turkey
Age: 16
Location: NJ
State/country of birth: new jersey

Have YOU EVER:

Been out of state? yeah
Gone on a date? not really
Broken a bone? no
Kissed someone you didn't love? yeah
Hung up the phone on a solicitor? yeah
Been on a boat? yeah
Been in an automobile accident? yeah
Gotten stopped by a policeman? dont drive
Been on an airplane? yeah
Been in a taxi? yeahh
Memorized an entire book of the Bible? nope

DO YOU HAVE ANY:
Piercings? no
Siblings? 2 sisters
Pets? no

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS YOU HAVE:

Cried? no
Laughed? yeah
Watched a movie all the way through? no
Read the newspaper? yeah
E-Mailed someone? no
Driven a car? nope
Told someone to shut up? yeah
Talked to your best friend? yeah

IF YOU COULD:

Describe yourself in one word, what would it be? crap
If you could be someone else for a day who would it be? i dunno
If you could be in someone else's body for a day, and they could be in yours for a day, would you do it? yeah that would be awesome
If you could live out your biggest dream for a year, but have no memory of it, would you do it? if you cant remember something, it never happened.
If you could be doing anything, right now, what would you be doing? uhh dunno
WOULD YOU:

Watch your own funeral if you were given the opportunity? yes
Would you go through the greatest pain of your life, if it were to be followed by the thing(s) you've dreamed of your whole life? no
Chew someone else's gum for $100 dollars? yeah
Let a stranger take a drink of your soda? yeah

If you were looking at a blank page right now, and knew that the whole world would be able to read whatever you wrote, what would you write? i wouldnt write anything
If you had a choice to be any inanimate (non living) object, what would you be? poo
If you could have any superpower, what would you have? umm dunno
If you could only eat once more, what would you eat, and why? not hungry....cant think about that now.
If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? here
If you were given the choice to pick what color of hair you would have, what would it be? same as i have now
If you could choose any kind of house to live in, what kind would you choose? the house i live in now. i dont like change.
If you had the choice to live in another era for a year, which one would you pick? how bout....2004?
WHAT IS/ARE:

Your favorite color(s)? dunno
Your biggest weakness(es)? im a human doormat
Your favorite subject(s) to talk about? stuff
What words/phrases do you use most often? weiner
What is your greatest talent? shutup
What is the most annoying thing that you can think of? people who beep their horns at nothing.

What would the theme song(s) to your life be?
What famous people have you been compared to? drew carey

CAN/COULD:

Say "Thank you" in more than one language? Yeah
Name the nine planets, in order in less than 10 seconds? yes

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SIMPLE QUESTIONS:
1. Full name: andrew thomas malia
2. Nicknames: turkey, alky
3. Eyes: brown
4. Height: 5'9 or so
5. Siblings: 2
7. Do u like to sing in the shower?: yeah
8. Do u like to sing? yeah
9. Birthday: 7/2/88
10. Sign: cancer
11. Address: 54 sylvan place
12. Sex: male
13. Righty or Lefty: Righty
14. What do you want in a relationship most?: dunno
15. Have you ever cheated? no
16. Marital status: single
17. Do you have a car? nope
18. What kinda car(s): i dont have one, dumbass
FAVOURITE QUESTIONS:
19. Movie: too many
20. Song: put it in my mouth
22. TV Show: family guy
23. Actor: dunno
24. Actress: dunno
25. Food: good food
26. Number: 7
27. Anime: case closed
28. Disney Character: umm mickey mouse?? i dunno jeez
29. Colour: dunno
LOVE LIFE ETC:
30. Do you plan on having kids? probably
33. How old do you wanna be when you are married? dunno
34. Would you have kids before marriage: no
35. Do u have a b/f or g/f: no
37. Do you have a crush: uhh yeah
EITHER-OR (PICK WHICH ONE YOU PREFER)
38. Music/TV: Music.
39. Guys/Girls: depends for what
40. Green/Blue: green
41. Pink/Purple: pink
42. Summer/Winter: summer
43. Night/Day: night
44. Hangin Out/Chillin: chillin
45. Dopey/Funny: funny
46. You know I'm around when you hear: WIENER!
47. What school do u go to? Nutley High
49. What's a major turn on for you?: dunno
50. How far would you go on a first date?: whatever man
FRIENDS:
51. MosT blonde: no
52. NiCeSt: paul
53. FuNnIeSt: shpo
54. TaLLeSt: i guess sal
55. BeSt pErSoNaLiTy: dunno
56. Which 5 people do you trust and are most open with?: none really
57. What do you think of soul mates?: dont exist
58. Is it right to flirt if you have a bf/gf?: as long as they dont find out its cool
59. What was the last thing you cried over or got teary about?: dont remember
60. What's something about guys/girls you don't get: why they think guys like girls who are stupid
61. Why?: wtf
62. What's an object you can't live without?: computer
63. Love or Lust: love
64. Silver or gold: Silver
62. Diamond or pearl: Diamond.
63. Sunset or sunrise: sunset
64. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?: no
65. Do you sleep with stuffed animals: no
66. Do you have any piercings? no
67. What colour underpants are you wearing right now: orange hahaha
68. what song are u listening to right now? scarface-my block. holy shit. hahaha.
69: Whats the last 4 digits of your phone home: 3069
70. Where would you want to go on your honeymoon? dunno
71. Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with?: no one i know right now
72. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? smile i guess i dont really know
73. Favourite sport? hockey
74. What makes you happy? seeing other people happy
75. What's the next cd/s you're gonna get? dunno. maybe kanye west. but ill probably just d/l it.
76. Do u wear contacts or glasses? yeah
77. What's the best advice given to you?: FUCK YOU MAN! courtesy of eddie.
78. Have you ever won any special awards?: yeah
79. What are your future goals?: make money
80. Worst sickness u ever had?: kawasaki disease, although i dont remember it.
81. do you like Funny or Scary movies better? both
82. On the phone or in person? person. i hate using the phone.
83. Hugs or kisses? whatever
84. What song seems to reflect you the most? i would have to look for one and im too lazy.
85. If you died tomorrow who would you leave everything you own to?: no one
86. Do u have any enemies?: not really
88. Would you rather be rich or famous? rich
89. What time is it in Albania now? dunno
90. Have you ever been in love?: no
91. Have you met santa?: no
93. When did you last talk to the person that you like? like 10 minutes ago
94. Do u have any pets? no
96. Last time you were depressed: when i was an emo bitch about 8 months ago
97. Are you an alcoholic?: people think i am but im not
98. Who sent this to you?: your wang
99. What do you think of this person: its cool i guess.....

today i went swimming at nicks. and then i came home and went to shop rite with mark and got red bull and donuts then we went to blockbuster where i bought american psycho and 13 converstaions about thing for 5 bucks each. and then we went to the diner and walked home on the pipeline. and now im bored.

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Mon, 26 Jul 2004 04:19:18 GMT

im back rom camp, obviously. it was fun. dont feel like writing everything about it. except i met this slovakian kid eddie and hes the shit and we taught him curses and almost got him to buy us porn. and we made fun of the scottish kid. oh yeah, i played some hockey too, but that's not really important.

Last Cigarette: never
Last Alcoholic Drink: god....15 days ago. i almost died at camp.
Last Car Ride: the 9 hour ride from toronto today
Last Kiss: wow. long time ago.
Last Good Cry: dont remember
Last Library Book: shitty books for summer reading. if we were actually allowed to read good books, i would do the assignment.
Last book bought: the da vinci code
Last Book Read: the da vinci code. plus im in the middle of glamorama.
Last Movie Seen in Theatres: fahrenheit 9/11...feel stupid for giving that lying asshole $12.50.
Last Movie Rented: dont remember
Last Cuss Word Uttered: fuck i guess. i dont really remember
Last Beverage Drank: coke

Last Food Consumed: pizza
Last Crush: uhh no
Last Phone Call: my mom
Last TV Show Watched: full house hahahah

Last Time Showered: this morning

Last Shoes Worn: vans
Last CD Played: refused-the shape of punk to come
Last Item Bought: a colordao rockies (hockey team) hat at the hall of fame

Last Download: PUT IN MY MOUTH....that song. its hilarious. thanks keith.

Last Annoyance: MY FRIEND

Last Disappointment: ummm i dunno
Last Soda Drank: coke
Last Thing Written: dont remember
Last Key Used: r

Last Words Spoken: dont remember hahaha

Last Sleep: last night
Last Ice Cream Eaten: dont remember

Last Chair Sat In: this one
Last Webpage Visited: livejournal

Fri, 16 Jul 2004 00:20:57 GMT

im in an internet cafe in the mall right now.

im going to play counter-strike now. later.

Sat, 10 Jul 2004 23:11:48 GMT

in a few minutes im going to see anchorman, then im leaving for hockey camp at 3 am tomorrow. im not even going to bother sleeping.

i got tons of books including glamorama, by the author of american psycho, the davinci code, and the john titor book. those should keep me entertained for the 9 hour ride.

peace.

Tue, 06 Jul 2004 07:26:11 GMT

what was the last...
movie you rented: reefer madness
movie you bought: office space
song you listened to: jay z-lucifer
song that was stuck in your head: dunno
song you downloaded: kanye west-through the wire
cd you bought: dont remember
cd you listened to: jay z-the black album
person you called: paul
person that called you: mark
tv show you watched: full house
person you were thinking of: dunno

do/what do...
you wish you could live somewhere else: no
you think about suicide: no
you believe in online dating: no
others find you attractive: i dunno
you want more piercings: no
you want more tattoos: no
you drink: yeah
you smoke: no
you like cleaning: no
you like roller coasters: yeah
you write in cursive or print: print
you carry a donor card: nope

have you...
ever cried over a guy: no
ever lied to someone: yes
ever been in a fist fight: yeah
ever been arrested: no

what...
shampoo: whatever
perfume: nothing
shoes: vans
are you scared of: dunno

number of...
times your heart was broken: none
hearts you broke: dunno
people you consider enemies: a handful
people from high school you stay in contact with: still there
times your name has been in the paper: a few
things in your past you regret: lots

general stuff
name: andrew
age: 15
birthday: july 2
location: nutley
parents names: margaret and tom
Siblings names: jessi and annie
pets names: for a cat - dog. for a dog - cat
appearance: poopy

attractive people
most attractive person you know: dunno
first person you thought was hot: i dont remember
things that make them attractive: stuff

which of your friends...
drinks the most: mark...or me i guess.
is the smartest: mark
is the most athletic: dunno
will get married first: joe?
has bad luck with the opposite sex: weiner

Mon, 05 Jul 2004 18:39:49 GMT

wow. sir francis drake is horrible. we drank it anyway on saturday and craig threw rice on a car which was the funniest thing ever.

and yesterday, i just walked around with mark and nick and did nothing at all.

Thu, 01 Jul 2004 04:04:04 GMT

oh man tonight was fun.

another ping pong/football tourney.

we only had a snapple bottle full of stuff that i stole yesterday.

so mark had some and paul had like 2 sips but then id rank the rest and they both made fun of me as i stumbled into stabucks and knocked down shelves in blockbuster. then we just walked around for a few horus and came back here and then went home.

Tue, 29 Jun 2004 04:00:16 GMT

freda and i just watched the greatest movie of all time. its called "reefer madness". its this exploitation film from 1936 about "marihuana". holy shit. its the funniest thing ive ever seen.

you all have rent it.

get it next week when i return it.

i also downloaded soulseek which is fucking awesome. youn can d/l entire albums. ive already d/led tran sistor transistor, horse the band, refused, and blood brothers albums. it goes so fast too.

everyone ditch what you have and go to slsknet.org and get it. no ads or spy-ware either. it rules.

okay. later.

this is what boredom forces me to do

Fri, 25 Jun 2004 19:34:42 GMT

NERVOUS HABITS
Do you bite your nails? yes
Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? kind of...not really though
Can you blow spit bubbles? no
Can you flare your nostrils? yes
Can you cross your eyes? yes
Tattoos? no
Do you make your bed daily? no
CLOTHES
Which shoe goes on first? whichever one i grab first
What jewelry do you wear 24/7? watch
What's sexiest on a guy? wangs!
What's sexiest on a girl? i dunno
Favorite Piece of Clothing? t shirt
FOOD
Have you ever eaten Spam? no
Favorite Ice cream? wangsterbation flavor
How many cereals in your cabinet? like 5 or so
What utensils do you use to eat pizza? none
GROOMING
Do you shower or bathe? shower
How long does your shower last? like 5-10 min
Hair drying method? towel and air
If that fountain of youth existed, would you drink it? yes
Would you rather have genital herpes or be 50 lbs. overweight? overweight....hahahah what a stupid question.
Do you swear? yeah
Do you ever spit? no
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE...
Animal: weiner dog
Food: stuff
Month: dunno
Cartoon: that one with the cat and dog and the guy. shit whats it called?? not garfield.
Shoe Brand: vans
Subject in school: english
Color: red
TV show: case closed
Movie: office space, american beauty
Holiday: Christmas
Book: fight club
Vacationing Spot: shore
TV Station: spike, comedy central

IN AND AROUND
The CD Player: circle takes the square
Person you talk most on the phone with: probably caitlin
Ever taken a cab? yeah
Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? no
What color is your bedroom? umm whiteish
Do you use an alarm clock? yeah, but it doesnt wake me up
Name one thing you are obsessed with: dunno
Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex? no
sunbathed nude? no
Window seat or aisle? window

LA LA LAND
What's your sleeping position? stomach or side
What kind of bed do you like? a good bed
Do you snore? i dont think so
Do you sleepwalk? no
Do you talk in your sleep? sometimes
Do you sleep with a stuffed animals? no
Have you fallen asleep while doin someting odd? no

WHICH IS BETTER...
Coke or Pepsi? doesnt matter...if you can taste a difference, you're lying.
Apples or Oranges? apples
One pillow or two? 1
Deaf or blind? blind
Pools or hot tubs? pools
TV or radio? tv
Tic-Tacs or Certs? tic tacs
Snooze button or jump out of bed? snooze
Sunrise or Sunset? sunset
Hamburger or Cheeseburger? cheese burger
Morning or night? night
Indoors or outdoors? out
Christmas or X mas eve?: christmas
Cake or ice cream? ice cream
Bert or Ernie? bert
Spicy or Mild? spicy
Spearmint or Peppermint? spearmint
Call or Write? call
Peanut Butter or Jelly? peanut butter
Dog or Cat? dog
Bath or shower? shower
Book or Movie? movie
Green or Red apples? red

Fri, 25 Jun 2004 06:21:07 GMT

not much has happened in the past few days. ive been playing counter-strike a lot because i finally got it to work, and HOLY SHIT i suck.

anyway, yesterday was fun. i went to nick's house and we went swimming and then we went to paul's and we went swimming again with mark.

and today. wow. we had planned to have a big ping pong tourney today cause no one was gonna be home at my house for a long time. but i ended up sleeping until 6 pm and the phone or doorbell didnt wake me up. oh well. so mark came over around 6:30 and holy shit. i will never do that again. christ.

then we went to the pub and then came back to my house and died. and then we went with shpo to see the terminal.

that was about the most fucked up movie ive ever seen. most of it was so unbelievable that it was just stupid, but other than that, it was okay.

and tomorrow, i dunno what im doing yet. and mojo, wtf did you do?? hahaha. sal told me something happened but ill talk to you later. sorry i was too drunk to listen your problems on the phone earlier tonight.

Sun, 20 Jun 2004 20:32:04 GMT

oh. i forgot. i also watched kill bill volume one last night.

fucking awesome movie. didn't have tarentino's trademark great dialogue, but shit. it was great. especially the anime style flashback in the middle. awesome.

Sun, 20 Jun 2004 19:25:53 GMT

my leg was really fucked up and red and hot. so its definately infected. my doctor told us to go to the emergency room. wtf.

so we go and we wait for hours listenign to disco music. jesus.

then they want to take x rays. the guy comes back to tell me nothing is broken. thanks a lot douchebag. like i didnt know that.

then they give me cruthes and say i cant do anything for 2 weeks. even though I WALKED INTO THE GODDAMN PLACE.

i swear. doctors are so fucking stupid.

Sun, 20 Jun 2004 04:55:02 GMT

slayers practice this morning wasnt that bad.

except i did something to my leg. when we were doing some thing i cut my leg and now my entire leg hurts and its all swollen. definately not running tomorrow.

after that, i went to freda's house and we just watched tv, and played halo and project gotham 2. and then we went to wendy's to eat and walked around the commons.

after that, we went back to my house where mark joined us. we installed star control 2 on my computer which is hard as hell, and went to bucks. then i dunno.

Thu, 17 Jun 2004 04:39:47 GMT

14 of your favorite people No Order. (As of Today)
sal, freda, biondi, mark, brian, paul, shpo, kaje, mojo, mr. tolve, joe, baby esp, bruno, andrew lindstrom

13 of your favorite foods (no order)
mashed potatoes, broccoli, general tso's chicken, onion rings, chicken parm, hamburgers, ice cream, i dont remember what else

12 favorite restaurants (no order)
pub, diner, man hing, red chimney, jim dandy's, ruby tuesday's, red robin, jt slider's, roy rogers(!), i cant think of anymore

11 favorite memories (no order)
GA, commerce bank last summer, last summer in general, filming the mob, kaje's party, football, 6th grade, jv hockey, watching the shot, thats it

10 people who have changed your life (no order)
i cant think of one person who hasnt changed my life in some way

9 things you dream of...(Literally)
i dont remember 9 dreams ive had

8 of your obsessions
video games, case closed, aqua teen hunger force, movies, FABLE, metal gear solid, circle takes the square, and most people know the last one...im not going to say it of course.

7 beautiful people (no order)
assclown

6 people you hate
dunn, arthur, corrao, sean moran, guff, and the last one i cant say

5 of your favorite material things
computer, gamecube, t shirts, cd player, tv

4 things that scare you
dying, going deaf, someone i love dying, fucking up my computer beyond repair

3 movies you love
american beauty, a clockwork orange, office space

2 books you love
the catcher in the rye, a tale of two cities

1 person you trust with your life
i thought a long time about this question. i decided that i have no idea.

i got my computer back from the assholes at ps systems. my parents are stupid for going there.

they put ad-aware on my computer which ive been telling my parents we need for the past year. idiots.

my new virus-free computer + limewire 4.0.6=sex

limewire actually works for me now. i love it.

maybe that means steam will work for me too, and ill be ablwe to play cs. that would rule.

nothing else to say.

Wed, 16 Jun 2004 05:54:41 GMT

today was okay.

i took my chem final in the morning. so fucking easy. then i went with paul, sal, and biondi to burger king. paul, sal, and i walked through the park and met russo and nick near the high school. we then went to shop rite and eventually it somehow became just me and sal. i dont really remember.

then we went back to his house. and we made biondi and meg's movie which is hilarious. paul, do you think you could send me vegas? and so i dont have to pay for it, somehow?

then i went to sals soccer game which was good cause i sat in the shade.

and then sal and i went back to his house and eventually to the commons. and we just walked around and went to barnes and noble where we recieved a phone call from drunken mojo talking about god knows what.

and then we were hungry but wendys closed at 10 so we went to stop and shop and bought 2 boxes of mini muffins and ate them at barnes and noble. and then we walked back to sal's house and watched tv. then i walked home around 12:30.

wow. i really need a life.